Captain Virginity

King Testicle & Lord Testosterone

Smack Pappy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:54:35 +0000

Here’s a sneak peek at the the very first appearance of the “Royal Hair Pie Patrol” from Book 4! A lot of effort went into researching all those cheesy pick-up lines…

Captain Virginity Book 4

Smack Pappy — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:52:39 +0000

Here’s a sneak peek at the cover of Captain Virginity Book 4! It features the first appearance of the Sex Master and the Psycho Bitch from Hell! It was a very personal comic to write… (sniff) my own touching tribute to the world of Sadomasochism, and all the joy and love it has brought me over the years…

The Sex Machine School of Business!

Smack Pappy — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:36:06 +0000

Cumming soon is my first installment in what I call “Ho-Ology 101″. Be here for great business tips from the ultimate pimp himself, the Sex Machine! Maximize profits and efficiency with hookers and all your Ass-ets! You too can start your very own Ho-Empire! Keep checking back every Monday and see how!

New Cartoons now Every Monday

Smack Pappy — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:30:31 +0000

Due to my day job, I’m forced to cut back on new content. I always try and maintain the highest level of debauchery and lewdness, and so that the quality does not start to suffer, I will now be posting only once a week. I apologize (like there’s anyone reading this) for any anxiety this may cause. The new cartoons will now be posted every Monday so everyone has something nice and offensive to start their week off right.

The Cum Queen Attempts her 1st Lap Dance!

Smack Pappy — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:42:56 +0000

Get the bills out gentlemen! Who can resist this mountain of hot lovin’? Actually, your willies should be shriveled up in fear right about now…

A REALLY, REALLY Bad Hangover, Part 2

Smack Pappy — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:50:50 +0000

The thrilling (and revolting) conclusion! And some very wise words to live by: Things can ALWAYS get worse… Cumming next week, lap dance mis-haps…

A Really Bad Hangover Part 1

Smack Pappy — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:18:39 +0000

The hiatus is over baby! Check out this little gem starring King Testicle and the Cum Queen! How many of us have had lapses in judgment due to too much booze? Beer Goggles gone hay-wire? Or just a plain ol’ bad call? Be sure to return Friday, July 18 for the SHOCKING conclusion!

1st Week of July Delay

Smack Pappy — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:19:41 +0000

For all of you fans out there, (both of you), I just wanted to let you know that because of the 4th of July holiday, there will only be one online cartoon this week. Once you see it you’ll agree that it’s worth 2 posts. I figure one for each of the Cum Queen’s butt cheeks.

Star Wars Parody Finale Page 8 of 8

Smack Pappy — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:07:26 +0000

Captain Virginity Video Montage

Smack Pappy — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:38:29 +0000