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July is Captain Virginity month!  Starting one week from today, July 1st, I’ll be posting brand-spanking-new Captain Virginity cartoons (every Tuesday and Friday as usual).  I bet you can’t wait to see Big Willy visiting the sperm bank or the Cum Queen giving her first lap dance or the Sex Master’s new prostitute marketing strategies…

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Happy Friday the 13th!

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My extra-special tribute to a truly irritating character…

6 hours early baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Page 2 coming Friday, June 6th.

Online Comics Start Now!

My own personal tribute to Star Wars! Everyone who knows me knows I’m a big fan, and some have even seen me drunk swinging a plastic lightsaber… Anyway, for the next 4 weeks, behold my parody of the first Star Wars Prequel! George, I love you man! Here’s the cover (1 day late) and page 1 starts Tuesday, June 3rd. Remember, every Tuesday and Friday!

New CafePress Store!

I just set up my own store through CafePress, which has pretty much a shitload of products. That means everyone can now own their very own Captain Virginity mug, or Big WIlly boxers, or Lord Testosterone wife beaters! Please let me know what characters you want to see on your gal’s thongs…

Smack Pappy’s CafePress Store (Visit Now!)

New Online Cartoons!

Starting Friday, May 30th, I will begin posting fresh new and FREE cartoons twice a week! Every Tuesday and Friday, cum right here for your offensive cartoon fix! The subjects will vary from Captain Virginity (duh) to all kinds of different themes that interest me. The first is an 8 part (that’s 4 weeks) tribute to Star Wars! I figure George Lucas managed to sell me the original trilogy 3 times on VHS alone, so I’m doing my own parody of the Phantom Menace. After that I plan on Big Willy visiting the sperm bank…

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